STOP WHAT UR DOING!!! TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT THESE!!

Cops pulling you over for speeding is like the adult version of teachers telling you not to run in the hallways.

Nothing makes sense, pizzas are round, the boxes we put them in are square and we eat them as triangles.

Some Scooby Doo episodes would be a lot shorter if they just went to the costume store first and asked a couple of questions.

I wonder if my cat thinks the delivery guy is my owner because he gives me food.

enjoy!!